authoritydangerheartkilljoy:

devoureth:

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

This is the best scene in movie history in my opinion.

lumos5000:

(x)

#that’s it #that’s their relationship

eridick-amporna:

eridick-amporna’s end-of-hiatus giveaway!!

Hey guys, it’s India! I’m giving away a bunch of things to say “thank you” to my 2,000 followers who didn’t abandon me while I was on hiatus. (I knew I’d come crawling back) I just want to give you all a great big hug. Anyone can participate, but this is happening because of all of you. ♡

Anyway… Here are the prizes!

First place:

• Sufferer necklace (or pin/keychain)
• God tier hoodie from the whatpumpkin store
• A few bottles of Ramune (it’s yummy Japanese soda)!

Second place:

• Gameboy color
• Art print from the whatpumpkin store

Runner-up:

• A pikachu plushie
• Some pocky!! (strawberry and chocolate)

RULES:

• You don’t have to be following me, but I’m really nice and follow back a lot of the time. (Plus I’ll make you a friendship bracelet and put some extra things in your package)
• Like/reblog as much as you want, but just don’t annoy your followers! (Only reblogs count)
• No giveaway blogs please, or you won’t win. And I’ll hunt you down and shove a burning waffle iron down your throat
• You have to be comfortable giving me your address/shipping info.
• I can ship anywhere now!!
• Ends August 1st (I will pick a winner at random)

I hope to make this more successful and even more fun than last time. So good luck and have a great summer!! ♡

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep 

imstuckonearth:

Don’t Hug me I’m Scared [x]